The Maid

After all the kids got up from the table, it looked as if they weren't finished eating. No one had cleaned up their space. Feeling frustrated, I called the oldest three back in to the dining room and asked them to bring me a phone. When they all got in there, I told them that I would give any one of them $100 if they could call a maid to come and clean off the table. Immediately, Joey and B started cleaning off the table, while D started doing something with the phone. Suddenly, my cell phone started ringing. D said, "I'm calling the maid...all day long every day all you do around here is clean up:)!" Quick wit!